| 8 January 2004 |
"Vive La Woman" |
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| Email from 'V.' | ||
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"I think men have gotten what they deserved. They were always perfecting ways to do things with less effort and more effectiveness, and in the bargain put themselves out of the kind of work they were fit for; breaking stones and breaking heads, which has taken us to where we are now, men sitting in cubicles thinking about sex every three seconds and pounding their digits into mush on a keyboard. They've actually made it possible for the weaker? sex to sail on through to the next millennium where nothing is asked of them physically (unless you like to heave packages for FedEx, shinny up fire poles or strip for accountants) and everything depends on their brain power, physical attributes and nurturing instincts. For the he-men, there are trading floors, parks where they can go and shoot domestic antelope, raft rides down styrofoam waterfalls, fights with robotic pirates, car chases, or chasing down beers at Girls Gone Wild freak shows. Viva La Women is what I have to say. We've come of age, thanks to men, and now its time to make the most of it and give them a run for their money, which thankfully they still like to pocket. V."
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